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Here’s Elon Musk’s ‘SNL’ opening monologue (as redacted by the SEC)<blockquote>以下是埃隆-马斯克在《周六夜现场》中的开场独白（经美国证券交易委员会编辑）</blockquote>
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He paid a fine of $20 million and had to step down as chairman.</p><p><blockquote>当亿万富翁特斯拉和SpaceX首席执行官于5月8日登上30 Rock舞台时，现场演播室观众可能会比平时更多的SEC律师组成。2018 年，马斯克在推特上表示，他已经 “获得了资金 ”将特斯拉私有化，这证明了自己无法摆脱顽固的监管机构。他支付了2000万美元的罚款，并不得不辞去董事长职务。</blockquote></p><p> That may be little more than a parking ticket to the richest man in the world, but the SEC seems poised to have the last laugh.</p><p><blockquote>这可能只不过是给世界首富的一张停车罚单，但美国证券交易委员会似乎准备笑到最后。</blockquote></p><p> In addition to an early draft of a “Flamethrowers, flamethrowers, flamethrowers!” sketch, MarketWatch somehow obtained Musk’s prepared opening monologue, after it has been redacted by the SEC. 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He’ll Autopilot it in.</p><p><blockquote>与大多数被选中主持《周六夜现场》的名人不同，埃隆-马斯克不会随便打电话。他会自动驾驶。</blockquote></p><p> The bar may not be very high for a show that quarter after quarter fails to beat even its low analyst expectations, but showrunner Lorne Michaels is betting that Musk, whose ego and ambitions cannot be contained by the Earth’s gravitational pull, can supercharge the storied variety’s show’s ratings to the moon.</p><p><blockquote>对于一个季度连分析师的低预期都无法超越的节目来说，这个门槛可能不是很高，但节目主持人洛恩-迈克尔斯（Lorne Michaels）打赌，马斯克的自负和野心无法被地球引力所遏制，他可以将这档传奇综艺节目的收视率推向月球。</blockquote></p><p> When the billionaire Tesla and SpaceX CEO takes to the 30 Rock stage on May 8, the live studio audience is likely to be made up of more than the usual number of SEC lawyers. Musk proved himself unable to doge the dogged regulators in 2018, when he tweeted he had “funding secured” to take Tesla private. He paid a fine of $20 million and had to step down as chairman.</p><p><blockquote>当亿万富翁特斯拉和SpaceX首席执行官于5月8日登上30 Rock舞台时，现场演播室观众可能会比平时更多的SEC律师组成。2018 年，马斯克在推特上表示，他已经 “获得了资金 ”将特斯拉私有化，这证明了自己无法摆脱顽固的监管机构。他支付了2000万美元的罚款，并不得不辞去董事长职务。</blockquote></p><p> That may be little more than a parking ticket to the richest man in the world, but the SEC seems poised to have the last laugh.</p><p><blockquote>这可能只不过是给世界首富的一张停车罚单，但美国证券交易委员会似乎准备笑到最后。</blockquote></p><p> In addition to an early draft of a “Flamethrowers, flamethrowers, flamethrowers!” sketch, MarketWatch somehow obtained Musk’s prepared opening monologue, after it has been redacted by the SEC. Michaels might want to put the SEC’s lawyers on the payroll, as the edited opening looks to be the funniest the show has had in years.</p><p><blockquote>除了早期的草稿 “喷火器，喷火器，喷火器!”在被美国证券交易委员会编辑后，MarketWatch 以某种方式获得了马斯克准备好的开场独白。迈克尔斯可能想把美国证券交易委员会的律师列入工资单，因为经过剪辑的开场看起来是该剧多年来最搞笑的一次。</blockquote></p><p> <p class=\"t-img-caption\"><img src=\"https://static.tigerbbs.com/50826b4894b683f5e80b4c95c0b0f2ac\" tg-width=\"1260\" tg-height=\"1713\"><span>MarketWatch</span></p><p><blockquote><p class=\"t-img-caption\"><span>市场观察</span></p></blockquote></p><p></p>\n<div class=\"bt-text\">\n\n\n<p> 来源：<a href=\"https://www.marketwatch.com/story/heres-what-elon-musks-snl-opening-monologue-might-look-like-as-redacted-by-the-sec-11619385013?mod=home-page\">MarketWatch </a></p>\n<p>为提升您的阅读体验，我们对本页面进行了排版优化</p>\n\n\n</div>\n</article>\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n","type":0,"thumbnail":"","relate_stocks":{"TSLA":"特斯拉"},"source_url":"https://www.marketwatch.com/story/heres-what-elon-musks-snl-opening-monologue-might-look-like-as-redacted-by-the-sec-11619385013?mod=home-page","is_english":true,"share_image_url":"https://static.laohu8.com/599a65733b8245fcf7868668ef9ad712","article_id":"1174093804","content_text":"\"Live, from New York...\" MarketWatch photo illustration/Getty Images\nUnlike most celebrities tapped to host “Saturday Night Live,” Elon Musk won’t just phone it in. 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